Another Craigslist Gem:

Are You Missing Your Index Finger, On Your Left Hand
Date: 2005-11-19, 3:55PM PST
An artist is looking for someone who is missing their index finger, or part of it, on their left hand. Cash paid, 45 minutes of work, to do nothing but sit.
Job location is lower mainland
Compensation: $ 50.00


...One job for which I don't mind lacking the qualifications...