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I am such a Canadian. Our hockey team just beat the Russians 5-0 for the gold medal in the final game of the world junior championships - and in the tradition of the most apologetic country in the world, I felt so bad about our beating them so completely, that I spent the last 5 minutes of the game praying that the Russians would score at least one goal to soften the blow. I mean, the poor boys were sobbing after the horn blew...