Sam, the Ugliest Dog

For three consecutive years now, this - thing - from Santa Barbara has won the "Ugliest Dog" contest. At least we know they're not cheating...

The reader might be interested to know that Sam's a Chinese Crested (they're supposed to be hairless, but not this ugly) and has a line of warts and blackheads down his snout, and a hernia or something on his bum.