New Haircut

I just came back from Impressions and Whateverthef***, this hair place my mom recommended. My head now looks like, um, a little bit Beatle, a little bit Sideshow Bob, a little bit Meg Ryan, a little bit '50s housewife, and a little bit art-student-using-the-medium-of-hair-to-portray-the-mushroom-cloud-from-Hiroshima. Dammit. Alright, I'm heading upstairs to pour lots of water on it.